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Offline Rampage

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Today's joke
« on: September 19, 2012, 10:08:50 PM »
An Aussie bikers been riding through the US for 3 months anyway he comes to a little town in the middle of nowhere. It's got a general store a pub and a brothel. So he pulls up heads into the brothel and lays $500 cash on the counter and says to the madam." I want the uglyiest woman you have and a burnt chop? The madam looking amazed said to the Aussie  " Sir with that kind of money you could have our finest lady and a 3 course meal. The Aussie leans over the counter and whispers in her ear. " Madam I'm not here cos I'm horny, Im here cos I'm homesick.

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Re: Today's joke
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2012, 04:50:42 PM »
Classic rampage

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Re: Today's joke
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2012, 06:20:19 PM »
My new thai misses reckons a small penis shouldnt be a problem in a loving relationship.
I still wish she didnt have one but

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Re: Today's joke
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2012, 09:34:02 PM »
At least your wife's got her own tackle lol

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Re: Today's joke
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2012, 07:22:14 PM »
Lucky my BBQ new what i wanted this arvo  ;D